Heat the Oil: Pour the vegetable oil into a large skillet and set it over medium heat. Let it warm until it shimmers and moves easily in the pan, about 2–3 minutes.
Spread the Cream Cheese: Lay one tortilla flat and spread a thin, even layer of cheddar jalapeño cream cheese down the center area so it’s easy to roll without squeezing out the sides.
Fill with Chicken: Spoon a line of pulled seasoned chicken over the cream cheese, keeping the filling centered so the taquito rolls tight and stays closed.
Add Green Onion and Cilantro: Sprinkle a little sliced green onion and a few cilantro leaves over the chicken for flavor in every bite.
Roll Tight: Fold one edge over the filling and roll the tortilla into a snug cylinder. Press the seam lightly so it holds together.
Fry Until Crisp: Place taquitos in the hot skillet seam-side down, working in batches so the pan isn’t crowded. Turn with tongs as they cook until golden and crisp all around, about 4–6 minutes per batch.
Drain: Transfer the fried taquitos to a paper towel–lined plate to drain off excess oil while you finish frying the rest.
Mash the Avocado: Cut the avocado, remove the pit, and scoop the flesh into a small bowl. Mash with a fork until mostly smooth.
Whisk the Avocado Creme: Add the lime juice and cilantro-lime ranch dressing to the mashed avocado. Whisk until creamy and dip-ready.
Serve: Serve the taquitos warm with the avocado crème on the side for dipping, dunking, and general overconfidence.