Chill the Brie: Place the brie in the freezer for 15–20 minutes so it’s easier to cut without squishing it.
1 brie wheel
Carve the Skull: Cut wedges from each side of the bottom third of the brie to make a mushroom shape. Round the top edges for a skull shape. Slice off the top ½ inch and set it aside. Spread blueberry jam over the bottom piece. Use a paring knife (or tiny cookie cutters) to cut eye holes, a triangular nose, and a rectangular mouth.
4 tablespoons blueberry jam
Assemble the Face: Place the top slice of brie back on, lining it up with the bottom. Cut a manchego triangle into 5 tiny squares and place them in the mouth as “teeth.”
4 cups manchego cheese
Build the Neck, Sternum, and Ribs: Put the brie skull at the top of your board. Place yogurt-covered pretzels under it for the neck, and string cheese below for the sternum. Lay manchego triangles in two rows on each side, alternating directions, to form the ribs.
4 yogurt-covered pretzels, 1 stick string cheese
Add the Guts: Fold the salami into quarters and tuck it between the ribs and sternum.
3 cups Italian dry salami
Fill the Board: Put olives and chocolate-covered cranberries into small bowls and place them on the board. Arrange Calabrese salami around the edges. Fill in gaps with grapes and cheddar cubes. Garnish with dried orange slices.
1 charcuterie tasting pack, 2 ½ cups mild cheddar cheese, 6 cups dark purple grapes, 8 dried orange slices