Cook the Bacon: Cook the bacon in a skillet over medium heat until crispy. Transfer to paper towels to drain, then chop into small pieces.
8 slices bacon
Prep the Greens: Roughly chop the romaine lettuce into bite-size pieces and add it to a large mixing bowl.
1 head romaine lettuce
Add the Chicken: Chop the cooked chicken into small chunks, about ½-inch pieces, and add it to the bowl with the lettuce.
4 cups cooked chicken breast
Chop the Vegetables: Dice the cucumber, quarter the cherry tomatoes, and slice the green onions. Add everything to the bowl so every bite has crunch and freshness.
1 English cucumber, 1 pint cherry tomatoes, 4 green onions
Add Bacon and Extras: Sprinkle the chopped bacon, parsley, and pine nuts over the salad for smoky flavor, freshness, and crunch.
½ cup fresh parsley, ½ cup pine nuts
Dress and Toss: Pour the ranch dressing over the salad and toss until everything is evenly coated and looks dangerously good.
1 cup ranch dressing
Serve or Store: Serve immediately for maximum crunch, or cover and refrigerate for up to 3 days. Expect it to soften slightly, but still disappear fast on game day.